This interview occurred a few days before Auntie Belle's arrest
Buk- So Belle, BABY, you made it!!!
Auntie Belle- Where, exactly, did I make it?
Buk- To THE BUK SHOW, baby!!
Auntie Belle- It feels very much like I made it from the street into the manhole cover that leads to the sewers of the city.
Buk- Look, belle, my man hole is off limits. But if you have any other kinky ideas, please let me know.
Auntie Belle- I'd rather dry-hump a swingset pole. Now, let's get started. I am here to push my new blob, "Ask Auntie Belle". I am not here to suffer your cheap jokes and numerous foul odors. People need me, Buky boy. They need sound advice from someone who has BEEN there.
Buk- I gotta tell ya Auntie, you look like you've BEEN everywhere, know what I mean?
Auntie Belle employs multiple overhand karate chops to Buk's face
Buk- Fushink jamks. at hurshhhshsh!
Auntie Belle- Stay in line, son. I’ve handled tougher men than you, and many of them.
Buk- No shish, you looksh like you ha-
Auntie Belle delivers lightning fast throat punch to Buk's neck, followed by a closed fisted hammer to his balls.
Buk- Belleeeeesssssssshhh. Fuggink YOWCHSCH
Auntie Belle- Where were we? Oh yes, my blog. I get all kinds of letters. From Harvard professors to Harlem junkies, they all need what I got: good advice.
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