Dear Auntie Belle,
I was thinking of linking your blog to my Facebook page because I think my friends on FB could really benefit from your great advice. Most of them are insane and go out into public without pants on so maybe you could take it easy on them when they ask things like "If I dipped my wiener in red ink, could I use it for a Bingo dobber?" or "I just watched 27 episodes of Saved By The Bell while naked and now my dirty parts are throbbing. Could I be pregnant?"I know your unmitigated thirst for knowledge and overall compassion for the human race will guide you when giving them the advice they so desperately need.
I was thinking of linking your blog to my Facebook page because I think my friends on FB could really benefit from your great advice. Most of them are insane and go out into public without pants on so maybe you could take it easy on them when they ask things like "If I dipped my wiener in red ink, could I use it for a Bingo dobber?" or "I just watched 27 episodes of Saved By The Bell while naked and now my dirty parts are throbbing. Could I be pregnant?"I know your unmitigated thirst for knowledge and overall compassion for the human race will guide you when giving them the advice they so desperately need.
Pantsless in Barrow, Alaska
Dear Pantsless,
By
all means you may post my blog on your Facebook; it sounds as though
some of your friends could benefit from my advice. Please also inform
them I would be happy to speak to their group, so I wouldn't have to
imagine my audience was naked. My fee includes a per diem and the best
suite in the best hotel and more than the usual amenities. Thank you for
your interest.
Auntie Belle
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