Dear
Auntie Belle,
If
it is 0 degrees Fahrenheit today and it will be twice as cold
tomorrow, what will the temperature be tomorrow?
Frozen
in Fairbanks
Dear
Frozen,
Your
brass monkey's balls will shatter.
Auntie
Belle
Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!
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