Dear Auntie Belle,
My
boyfriend of 27 years said he's still not ready to get married. I was
hoping our granddaughter could be the flower girl, but if we wait too
much longer, she'll be too old. What do I tell him? Also, he lives in
his mom's basement, but I do all his laundry and give him spending money
from my assistance checks. Please help.
Desperate Girlfriend
Dear Desperate,
You keep nagging him, and I guarantee you'll lose him. Men like your boyfriend don't grow on trees. And you're fat;
don't ask me how I know.
Auntie Belle
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Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!
Monday, March 31, 2014
Short Term Relationship Woes
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