Dear Auntie Belle,
My children are driving me mad. The are slaughtering rats in the kitchen, feeding bats in the belfry and putting cats in all the windowsills.
I think they have been possessed by a contingent of former lyricist-demons. Can I hire them out to Broadway or turn them into a family band like the Partridge or the Richie Families?
My children are driving me mad. The are slaughtering rats in the kitchen, feeding bats in the belfry and putting cats in all the windowsills.
I think they have been possessed by a contingent of former lyricist-demons. Can I hire them out to Broadway or turn them into a family band like the Partridge or the Richie Families?
Crazy Mother
Dear Crazy Mother,
I
sense you are holding back on your feelings. Let them out. For fame and
fortune, your children could post their lyrics in Yahoo Answers. Shoo the rats, bat the bats, scat the cats, pat the brats.
Auntie Belle
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