Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Devastated in Des Moines

Dear Auntie Belle,
I'm a redhead named Ginger. I never know when someone hollers 'ginger' at me if they're calling my name or just making fun of me! What do I do? 
Devastated in Des Moines

Dear Devastated,
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA 
Auntie Belle
PS Apologies for that. Okay, you have several options: Change your name, dye your hair, wear a wig, shave your head, wear a hajab and tell people you converted to Islam; convert to Islam and close all other options. (More irony.)

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