Dear
Auntie Belle,
I
am the World's Biggest Dynamo Toilet fan. You know Dynamo Toilet from
the OWWWCh - The Omega World Wrestling Channel - the only place where
REAL wrestlers perform! But Dynamo has been having marital troubles.
His wife is wrestler Beefy Brenda, and she has been kicking his ass
in the ring lately. I think if maybe he was satisfying her in the
bedroom he could get back to rolling around on stage with big burly
opponents instead of getting his ass kicked by a dumb blonde.
Can
you offer Dynamo Toilet any advice how to get it back in the sack?
Mr.
Toilet's Biggest Fan
Dear…Mr. Toilet Fan,
Sounds
as though Beefy Brenda has given Mr. Toilet the brush off, and the
marriage is about to be flushed. Don't be surprised if Beefy Brenda
and Portly Paula become an item; they wrestled way too slowly last
time they were in the ring together.
Auntie
Belle
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