Friday, February 28, 2014

Striking Blonde


Dear Auntie Belle,
My bowling partners drink too much beer, belch and scratch their stomachs and end up fighting over how to score multiple strikes. It’s even worse when the husbands come along.


How do I find a higher class of girlfriends who like beer, bowling and Nascar?
Striking Blonde
Dear Striking,
The problem is not your girlfriends; it is that you are one beer behind. Of course somebody has to drive the pickup truck with the monster wheels, the Confederate flag and the gun rack in the back window.
Auntie Belle

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