Dear
Auntie Belle,
My
bowling partners drink too much beer, belch and scratch their
stomachs and end up fighting over how to score multiple strikes. It’s
even worse when the husbands come along.
How
do I find a higher class of girlfriends who like beer, bowling and
Nascar?
Striking
Blonde
Dear
Striking,
The
problem is not your girlfriends; it is that you are one beer behind.
Of course somebody has to drive the pickup truck with the monster
wheels, the Confederate flag and the gun rack in the back
window.
Auntie Belle
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Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!
Friday, February 28, 2014
Striking Blonde
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