Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Soiled in Schenectady

Dear Auntie,
My friend stayed over again, and after a night of too many yogurts and too much buggy music he crapped the bed again.
Should I get a new friend or just change the sheets?

Soiled in Schenectady

Dear Soiled,
Imaginary friends (and that's the only kind you have) do not defecate. Now that everyone else is out of the equation…?
Auntie Belle

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