Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Anon.

Dear Auntie Belle,

I read the letter you received from "Lodging A Complaint" with great interest...


As one who has been bitten by a camel, I strongly object to your assessment of the situation. For your information, camels don't ALWAYS bite the wiener---ok?

Sometimes they'll chew your balls off.

Anon.
Dear Anon.,
I did some research; once. It happened once. The guy had just emerged from a freezing pool of water, and there was nothing else for the camel to bite. So your point…is pointless.

Auntie Belle

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