Dear Auntie Belle,
I
cot my boyfriend masticating to miley cyrus on that recking ball. IDK
wat to do butt hes mad at me now to. I really need help PLEEEEEZE bcuz i
want to mary him an now he's not sure he wants to mary me.
Crying Girl
Dear Crying,
Never
heard of Miley Cyrus, so I emailed my great-great-nephew Rufus for an
opinion, and he wrote back: "If I cud, I'd chewed thet tew." (Whatever
the hell that means.)
Auntie Belle
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