Dear Auntie Belle,
My
husband has changed; he was always a couch potato but now he's joined a
gym, lost 20 pounds and is growing a mullet. Now instead of watching
television & eating chips & dip & ice cream every night with
me, he takes long walks and is gone for hours. Do you think I should
make a doctor's appointment for him?
Worried Spouse
Dear Worried,
You
must be suffering a carbohydrate overload which often renders
people…stupid. I think you need to hire a barber, a private detective
and a lawyer - in that order. And lay off the snacks if you ever want to
date again. And you will. Soon.
Auntie Belle
Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!
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