Ask Auntie Belle "In The Beginning...": Had It

Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Had It

Dear Auntie Belle,

My husband came home drunk and violent last night. When he took a swing at me, it threw him off-balance & he fell down the cellar stairs. I closed and locked the door. Now he's pounding on the door and threatening to beat my ass. What should I do?

Had it in Toledo

Dear Had It,

Lose the key.

Auntie Belle

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Had It

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